C/out_of_context

I can never tell in situations like this if I’m actively being trolled, or if people just don’t get my stupid jokes.

Oke? Age 45/50 is still the peak age to get eaten by a gigantic hungry animal.

Of course it doesn’t. It’s just… Real men where never meant to reach an age where cognitive decline would ever be an issue.

Age 45/50 max, fermenting in the stomach of a sabertooth tiger or dying to a preventable sickness by ‘walking it off’

Acid works wonders.

“maybe I shouldn’t have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"

Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.

I’ve been fucking with Linux for over a decade now; a lack of clear documentation is not my problem, and at this point is unacceptable.

Well seems to me that the lack of clear documentation is in fact your problem.

I mean, fucking around for a decade?!

: P

Well it would hardly be the cyclist fault if pedestrians and others don’t pay attention to their surroundings?

I don’t see that as a legitimate reason to be a noise complaint.

You’ve never heard about bicycle bells, have you?

Soonish™

I rather have a repost instead of all these motherfuckers only posting a link to some external website which throws a 404 error.

They are, just not your people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boomer commentary about millennials and their atrocious map reading skills, while autofellatioing about their own generations map reading skills which they needed for travelling uphill towards their school which was situated on a tundra mountain.

That’s speciesist.

From an outside perspective, or from a position of ignorance?

At least I personally don’t know any American cops and I somehow doubt that you know any, but I can be wrong about that of course.

I do trust that their countryman have a more informed opinion on American cops than ‘outsiders’ do though.

T’was a lot of screaming and flamethrower noises at the end, so that’s perfectly understandable.

If you don’t regularly transplant new ones in maybe.

Fascist or anti-social bumper stickers like punisher logos

Ain’t the punisher from a comic book? What did those damn Americans do this time?!

Nice ad I guess?

Skill issue tbh, just rotate your screen a quarter and watch gravity do it’s work. Trust me, I have a doctorate in troll physics