Shut up and raise my son bootlicker.

I will be draft dodging. I’m not going to fight in the next war on peace.

I’ll be here at home. Fucking military wives.

If we were allowed to be honest that’s what everyone would say. But honesty doesn’t pay. Lying does. Spinning a yarn of bullshit about opportunity and gratitude yields a better result sadly.

Liquid ass is the Chocolate Rain of 2025.

I recognize that Netscape logo cool guy.

How’s your knees? Mine are fuuuuucked.

That fake crab stuff at a chinese buffet with cheese and celery and stuff. I think its called seafood surprise.

lol

I have to believe that somewhere in if not this galaxy then another that intelligent life has to exist. Somewhere. And no humans don’t count. We’re barely sentient. We still hate each other for skin color. We are stupid apes and we don’t deserve the stars. We may get there eventually. But we aren’t there yet.

If it wasn’t fun people wouldn’t do it.

Jesus was born in September and christmas trees are giant dicks. Yes you read that right. They’re penises. Festively festooned penises. Blame the catholics. They steamrolled every pagan tradition they could find into the catholic canon in order to convert the peasants to their particular cult.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

I have not.

I dont think I have a talent.

Where is the cat?

Why is it so hard to “Don’t be Evil”

When aristocracy discovered mercantilism and mutilated it into capitalism.

Institutions. Courts. Media. Religion. Law Enforcement. Politicians.

The institutions are captured. The courts, media, and politicians are corrupt. Bought and paid for. Law Enforcement are just class traitors. The enforcement arm of Capital. Protecting the interests of the ruling class and taking a bludgeon to the people. Religion is a tool of control. Used to control the ignorant and guide their ire.

Your terms are acceptable…