Holy shit I’m finally part of the 1%.

It literally has direction on it that say to do this. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills reading these comments.

Why do wives eat French fries off their husbands’ plates when they could just order their own? Because it doesn’t count if you didn’t order it. Those fries may as well be in international waters. Same with kids candy.

You are very much not fine.

sounds like you need a medical diagnosis for whatever disorder you have.