If he manufactures an emergency, then he can claim we need continuity of leadership. Hmmm, he wouldn’t…

I think the DART mission picked a target of some convenience. This is no arbitrary target - it picked us. The stakes are a lot higher if failure is not an option. And of course, the world is currently tearing itself apart, so that won’t help when the moment for unity and collaboration approaches.

4 years to develop an effective anti-asteroid response?

Tub

Tornado

Fight

Soak them in vinegar for 15 minutes

Lightly coat the spout with olive oil

Spray on condom

Why the fuck were they filming?

I will continue deadnaming the gulf with the name assigned at birth. It’s just going through a phase.

I think something official was actually signed in the last few days. Dumbest timeline.

If the landlord decides to be a dick, I would think you could respond that the hardwood wasn’t hard afterall, so best to just call it a day.

Thanks be to God

Ah, TIL, I thought it was a reduction TO 10%, but I see you are correct!

I’m glad some people got my joke, but seriously, what is wrong with “on accident”?

Reduce TO one tenth?

What’s wrong with the ladder?

I’m not a gamer. Work at computer all day, only mobile (no games either) outside work.

I call it the “IT guy effect” but would appreciate a better name