Difference is, cunty cattle farmers aren’t paranoid about grey squirrels, so they, and by extension, our government, doesn’t give a shit about them.

Pretty sure it’s one of the BBC nature documentaries narrated by David Attenborough

I think I’ve found my niche…and it’s so very specific

I think this guy was born with gator legs

I have been known to have marmite and nutritional yeast on toast… it tastes like B12

I was just thinking that this person needs a bit of marmite in their life

Not so many pickup drivers in the rest of the world compared to the US. Plenty of BMWs though

One of my favourite names for anything is these being called ‘desire lines’. It’s so whimsical.