You can try!

Do I foresee little ProfessorNougatScience babies in the future…?

I’m confused. I thought we were talking about the internet, not the sound your mom makes?

I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

Your light can be on the ceiling or a tit. Not both…

I swear, these freaks yearn for the boot, it’s so pathetic…

How dare you. Media Luminary Griffin McElroy is a saint!

Agreed. We earned this. I hope we gain the world’s trust again, but it’ll most likely never be like it was…

Kick the US out. If our democracy survives Trump, you can always readmit us when we have a president who acts in good faith. Otherwise, this shit is only going to get worse…

He doesn’t shit his pants.

Could this be where the mythology of sirens came from?

I thought it was because I love onions so much I cry! I’m tearing up right now…

I’ve never gone full-Linux, always dual-booted. But I’m finally over it and gaming on Linux has matured. So I’ve resolved to wipe my drive and force myself to only use Linux. Kind of excited about it! But mostly, I just don’t want Recall, bloatware, or Microsoft’s propriety bullshit and selling my data…

I love this one. I feel like it’s almost art…

https://youtu.be/J0e9UiXbd5o

This has the same energy as boomers secure in their owned homes saying younger people struggling to afford rent are ungrateful complainers who should work harder. “I’m not experiencing it, so it must not exist!”

Lift others up.

Didn’t his recent Executive Order make us all legally women?

So i went on google and was shocked that if you lookup closer realy every single one looks obviusly fake!

Today when i look at photos on the internet they still all look obviusly fake to me. There is not even a discusion about it.

You’re starting with what you assume the earth looks like from space, then seeing if the images match that. No offense, but that’s unscientific and backwards. All of the discoveries, facts, and truth that smarter people than either of us have found have occurred because people sought out answers and reached conclusions based on the evidence.

Please try to readjust your thinking. If people are trying to get you to believe something that contradicts reality, they have an agenda…

What’s an inclusive term for both men, teenagers, and boys?

Sometimes you want to throw nuggets at Cybertrucks, as a treat.