Better shower thought:

Why hasn’t Avril Lavigne aged in 20 years, eh? Is it because she’s Canadian?

Boeing shifted production to break the Seattle unions. That’s been a sound financial decision so far…except for all of the failures and dead people.

It was a perfectly good name until that no-talent ass-clown ran for president.

6 solo wins in a row on Fortnite. Decided thst i couldn’t stop playing until I lost after the second win.

Got stuck in a glitch Fortnite game with NO STORM. Took over an hour to find everyone and get the win. Had to just fly around in a helicopter until the last dude shot at me.

Uh… the numbers add up to 101.

It was a treasure until the people pushing their new product started posting.