I want to see you test this. I had no idea that lies had different pitches

Same, dentists said my teeth were excellent when I didn’t follow various tips like: don’t rinse, don’t use more than a pea of toothpaste, brush in circles. I do the 2nd and 3rd one now but I’m never going to stop doing water rinse. I’ve tried, but it doesn’t really help. the water rinse allows me to feel clean

Or you can just brush. For me mouthwash is something to use if you’re too tired to stand around brushing or in too much of a rush or need to re-clean your mouth after a snack.

But yeah when I use both I do mouthwash first because slushy liquids are more likely to remove toothpaste on the tooth surface.

okay buddy pay up

So true

Plenty of idiots in Reddit approved relationships that cheat, abuse each other, are toxic, etc

And so true.

Some redditors for whatever reason also go on reddit just to try and get strangers to break up (r/relationshipadvice r/AITA)

Anon plays DnD

Cool, a meme I can send to my friend who started playing DnD this year!

“… it’s like snakes are in my asshole trying to rip it apart!”

… I can’t allow another human’s eyeballs to read this