Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they’re smart as hell

There’s no kidney!

It’s the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren’t used, but people often think it’s basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it’s not for everyone, but it’s definitely worth trying

Haggis

They’re wrong, but I get it

I’m blocking you now, because I find your very existence offensive

You’re going to die alone and lonely

Report for misogynistic bullshit

That’s the first thing I did

You just showed me that you know nothing other than what you have seen in porn

I’m not even slightly surprised

Not a fucking chance

Already reported for being a misogynistic dickhead

Better than you, champ

My silly name is just that

I value woman as equals, and despise incels like you with your repulsive attitudes

They do

Objects that he can never have, so he resents their very existence

What the fuck does my name have to do with your misogynistic bullshit?

Don’t worry your neckbeardy little head, NO woman cares what you think of their appearance, they just want you to be as far away as possible from them

Children like OP

He hates what he can never have

And he’s painfully unaware that the best contraception in the world is his personality

By stinking of incel misogynist

Women probably change seats when you walk into the room, assuming you ever leave your mother’s basement

Imagine at the end of WWII trying to convince someone of what would be happening right now…

It’s beyond horrific

I’m not engaging any further.

Can’t set foot on public roads etc…?

Damn, this is possibly the most beautifully presented reason for libertarians to be mocked

It would literally mean that they would have to live alone, apart from people coming to them, oh but wait, their land is still within the borders of a country unless they are on some unclaimed island somewhere, meaning that they are always going to have to deal with other people, the local authorities (because if they want to clear fell all the trees etc. in violation of local laws, then they can bet their childish arse it should be stepped on

And they’re free to die from an infected cut or something, because the medical treatment they would receive has been built by generations of people who aren’t “rUgGeD iNdIvIdUaLs”

“free”…

This is the thinking of a child who doesn’t understand that they only eat because their parents aren’t as stupid as they are.

That’s not unpopular with intelligent people who understand that we live in societies, and that involves working together

Anyone who thinks they are some rugged individual doing everything on their own has the mindset of an idiot child

The old joke about libertarians being housecats is absolutely accurate

Being vacuous

Ie. celebrity worship, a disregard for politics etc.

It’s not a snobbery thing, but I can’t find someone attractive unless I’m into their mind

Compatibility leads to attraction for me