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I’d love to fart in one of these.

MEOW MOTHERFUCKER!

Ba-dum-tssss!

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Black guy here:

I give all you motherfuckers the Nigga Pass. I hereby bestow you all the title of Honourary Niggaz.

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

“Yo dawg…”

Its my main reason I drive with sunglasses on at night. People think I’m weird or stupid but then change their minds when a truck with lights brighter than the sun glare at them…

Dodge Ram came in Minibus form?? I always believed it was only huge Pickups!

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

This is some excellent shit here!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…