Isn’t that just what you call OP’s mom?

Oh, well, carry on then.

http://www.angryalien.com/aa/jurassicbuns.asp

Bravo

Wow, I just bake them, I’m sure it’s not as good though.

Meat! I was forgetting about meat…

Ooh that makes sense, and I want schnitzel now.

Sure, but not usually with enough oil to pour out of the pan after cooking.

That makes sense, I didn’t imagine that many people bother deep frying at home, but I guess I’m wrong :D

But in this case people are describing adding a little oil to a bottle at a time where with deep frying you could fill a bottle every time I think.

What on earth are you all cooking to have so much oil left over that you can pour it into anything?

As a warning to other toilet paper rolls.

Okay, Yahoo and AskJeeves didn’t have anything useful. Let’s try this Google thing.

Ooh, I didn’t know about that! But I think I’d be more surprised if it wasn’t real.

Linux is just a kernel. Emacs/Linux is the OS.

Slip them your number on a note on top of cash for your purchase?