I’ll stick my tongue in your mouth at the same rate my turd is coming out. You’ll know exactly what my sphincter is doing.

You’re supposed to go at least 2 knuckles deep to make sure the chute is clear.

And, upon this day, it was proclaimed, deez, deres, and all of deys nuts shall be fat and got. For our shared burden, and the sag of our scrotums, is a blessing bestowed by the Uncle, The nephew, and my friend Jeff who you guys don’t know.

Saw this posted in a ADHD com a few days back. Every comment was just like “oh no…”. I opened it and like 20 minutes later realized, oh no. I can and have spent many entire days just reading Wikipedia and following linked subjects. So much so I run out in areas. I can’t handle a lot of visual and audio stimulation, short form content is such a nightmare for me, can’t watch it. But give me pages of the most dense info and I’m hooked. I just need the option to download every paper referenced from every Wikipedia page I visit.

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Does a 98 Toyota corrola count as a house?

Anyway, I don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

You gotta push past absurdism and get to either nihilism or existentialism. Which ever one vibes with you better.

Careful, you might get banned from Norway talking about such things.

I’m scared of mountain lions(but not bears) because one time I saw one and it walked away like normal. But then 15-20 minutes later I saw it again, behind me a ways. It had been following me. I stood and watched it. It decided to walk off again. But I stayed watching it and followed a little bit till I knew it was leaving for good. I’ve seen countless bears since I was a kid and they’re always scared and run. Only a few mountain lions ever. But that experience is what convinced me to always carry a gun. Even if I’m not hunting. There could be something hunting me.

Selectaaar. Run da rydum.

I use the measure tool in solidworks

Back then full grown cows were 80kg and the size of a large dog today.

Show me one other place in the universe with cheese and I’ll go there. Until then, I’m staying on the planet blessed by baby Jesus to have all the cheese.

I’ve said this before, and been(more than) down voted for it, but I want more conservatives, more tankies, more anything I don’t outright agree with. People will say how bad person in their echo chamber is in their echo chamber.

The early internet was so scarce it was important to find like minded people. Today the internet is so widespread it should be the opposite. It takes 5 minutes to find a entire platform filled with people who all think like you. That’s how we got flat earth conventions.

I’m confident in my beliefs and opinions, which is why I want them challenged. I want to think critically, I want difficult rhetoric. I want my world view to be challenged. I want to be uncomfortable.

If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

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