Many asses touched, so a brotherhood

RIP AND TEAR!

After, I got to gauge how much salt is needed as I eat.

The stock market will always be up and going up if people keep putting more money in it.

Stocks represent all assets that can be sold and traded publicly. Although US infrastructure is crumbling, all the shit is still there.

Times are hard but we still have obscene material wealth (for now, here is hoping climate change doesn’t reduce that too much). Ironically, stocks should have gone down in the pandemic cause of the productive capacity dropping but it didn’t cause a lot of cash was printed.

For stock prices to tumble down and crash, people need to take their money out of it. That’s only going to happen if there is another economy that people prefer to put their money in (like China).

So what is more likely to happen is we keep having stock prices go higher and higher, cause more and more money would be in circulation (so inflation). But our productive capacity could drop. So we could become much more poor, have little wealth all around, and go to the baker to buy 1 loaf of bread with $1000 price tag.

TLDR: when your economy represents basically “everything”, it won’t crash unless human civilization crashes.

I doubt anything legal would come from this, but it does progress the conversation about piracy:

“You wouldn’t download a car would you? Cause zuck would without sharing”

As a Canadian, all I want is enough time and will to become more independent from the US, so far so good so I’m a little optimistic.

Am Canadian, yep this is exactly what it is.

The us has always been a risk to rely on but the benefits outweighed it. But that’s getting less every day so we have to decide when to cut our loses and move on.

I read the first two and thought black holes

Oh for sure, the first 3 are great, and I’ll even give some credit to 4.

But 3 was peak, there is no scene that feels half baked. Even the subtle gags like the hat getting bigger became a classic.

Although usually spoofs don’t get any good rating I think this one should be an exception:

Scary movie 3

It honestly did it better than the movies it was making fun of. And it was truly about a scary movie (the tape from the ring).

Also, crack high voltage is way more fun than the rating lets on.

It happened I Florida so it checks out.

Hahahaha.

Dude, like half the reason of this war is about control over Ukraine’s resources.

It’s like his version of Putin’s special military operation.

Special wartime profiteering?

Yeah but far easier than without it. I do agree, making something just a little harder always means fewer people using it.

Yeah, for all we know he was full on albino

What if you pay it via crypto or some off the books shit like that?

In this house planet we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

So I’m in a weird right angel block of it is what it is, I guess it explains my half and half mood.

My top favourite is already the top most voted so I’ll just mention a few that I think are classics that I didn’t see on the list:

Sir robin bravely ran away

Holy hand grenade

The animator having a heart attack

“I ant you”

I ain’t you either

Just realized that I haven’t seen many pictures of baby dolphins… need to fix that

Edit: cute!!