Post hoc ergo proper hoc.

I think HK Cantonese is aggressive in much the same way as Boston English is. Speaking HK Cantonese puts me in a whole different persona than speaking Beijing Mandarin. But I’m 1000x more competent in the latter.

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

A kid in my class put his arm inside a… I don’t remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn’t the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to “earth apple” (aarde meaning “earth” and appel meaning “apple”).

I’d advise using an African Swallow.

I’m pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer was Chicago.

-40F = -40C