I’m a musician I count by ear

I’ve just come into possession of a cure for fascism.

They come in capsule form. For best results, they must be taken internally.

Here is the handy applicator

Same energy

I won’t believe it’s gonna miss us until it gets to 95% likely it will hit

Those are very low calorie owls

Like I believe generally everyone needs . waffle eating books should imaginatively teach evil

Death can take a seat I’m making ribs

I’m pretty sure that empty chair Clint Eastwood lost a debate to us on there somewhere too

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🎶HANDS ME DOWN THAT CAN OF BEANS🎶

the vast majority of my work software is windows/mac (although the expensive software I wish I could afford just added linux support in 2022). that’s the big one for me. on a smaller note i haven’t checked on my games since, i mean if i’m going to have to run a windows box i might as well take advantage of the plusses, but i understand there is significantly worse compatibility on linux.

i still kind of regret not getting one of those hundred trillion dollar bills for 40 cents

And Potter had Harry palms

“screwed” seems a little mild to describe it

See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us

godsdammit i knew buzzfeed was an nsa plot all along

everyone get xeroxcool, they like their water hot! maybe even with leaves or beans in it! THe hOrROr

i know my cats like it when i put ice cubes in their water tray during the summer. shit, one of them comes running every time she hears me open the freezer to get ice because she wants some, and it’s winter here. so get your snake some ice and a fur coat?

I dropped my cylinder off the side of a mountain may I have another

What do Eratosthenes’ proclivities have to do with astronomy

Coulda been a really sick chicken I guess

Yes and no. There’s always new ways to experience things. I just saw a great concert last night. I knew all the songs, but the presentation changed. People are always creating.