Thanks Obama

Who run the world? Girls shrooms

Going on a long road trip, gotta load up on Sulphur to delight the other passengers

Sounds like Gaffigan

Um, can I get a job at this mythical place that puts more masculine energy in my ass?

Edit: asking for a friend

If it was bad enough to use their full name, you don’t want to know

Add a stand alone iplayer subscription and let people from other countries subscribe. I would get it, and channel 4. Lots of stuff that britbox doesn’t have, and BBC America is mostly Top Gear reruns now that Disney stole Doctor Who.

No good sturgeon wants to be a virgin

It’s a bad influenz-er

Eleven does what she wants. She’ll blow up your head if she wants to. She’ll eat all your waffles, why? Because she fucking wants to. You don’t mess with eleven.

I was indoctrinated on Ray Comfort, I knew who it was going to be before clicking on the link

🖐️ 🌈 magic 🌈 🖐️

Bonus points for a roundhouse kick to the gonads

I would liken it to a long freight train starting to move. Once the front starts moving, it will still be a minute before the back starts moving. The space between the train couplings is like the spring effect between atoms, or something.

Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I’ll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

Are you by chance Irish?

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

AAAAAAHHHHH!

Nope, it’s bears all the way down.