She’s silly. Thanks for the laugh.

People have called me smart. It’s far from the truth. I’m so fucking stupid, it’s ridiculous.

What do you expect with a one week old account? Fascist twats

Prison labor is another word for slavery.

I don’t know shit about plastics. But I am rewatching the show for the 3rd time.

Lol. Wow, I worded that terribly. Growing up, my mom butchered meals she cooked us. This included pork chops that were always overcooked. My wife is a badass cook. So she cooked pork chops and it turns out I like them.

I’m very aware of this movie.

I thought I hated pork chops my whole life until I met my wife.

True.
Although, he was almost named Gooch.

Because that’s what his owner named him.

“Oh right, cuz we’re trash.”

Mad at your cat for being a cat. SMH

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

So this is how I begin my Caturday.

Dodge attack

I don’t like this, I challenge you to a duel.

Yeah I got that. I was begin abstract on purpose. He’s a racist, womanizing, hypocritical christian (aren’t they all?). Just Bing or Google that shit. He’s an awful, unfunny person.

The justices of the US Supreme Court are pieces of shit, just like Steve Harvey. Pretty cut and dry.

Very fitting to use a Steve Harvey meme, seeing that he’s equally a piece of shit.

I got a 6 year old female rescue years ago. Two weeks later, my then GF said she needed a friend, so we got a little girl kitten. The hated each other forever. About 7-8 years later they would be taking one of their 75 naps that day and they’d barely be touching. By the end they were good friends not great though.