

One day she’ll be intimate with someone and nude won’t seem like a dirty word.


One day she’ll be intimate with someone and nude won’t seem like a dirty word.


Oh fuck dude. You made coffee come out my nose.


I work it with a distaste in my mouth and mischievous internal sabotage.


You can’t reason or make deals with the great Hamberder King because his mood swings depending on how full his diaper is.
World leaders should just ignore him. His word and his signature isn’t worth anything.


They are talking about going in someplace in a suit and asking for a job.
I’m GenX. In my entire working career over the years I’ve seen random people come in off the street, CV in hand, looking for a job not advertised. Not one of these people were ever hired.
Actually, now that I think of it. One guy was. My friend worked for a porn shop in the 80s that had video peep booths in the back. It was his job to clean these booths. A homeless guy came in looking for a handout and my friend hired him to clean the booths for a few bucks a day. Dude would come in every day and spend 10 minutes wiping spooge off the floor.
So I guess if you aspire to be a cum cleaner, this technique might work.


We pronounce it Katie.


No. More people will just keep using Windows 10.
That’s how I do.
If you blind me with super high beams, I need to slow down to be safe.


Americans are cowards. This is an expected outcome.


Suicide rates are climbing with US farmers. Some of them get it at the end of the day.


BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Idiots.


I never said it was.


I’ll go a step further and say Charlie Kirk was a huge fucking cunt and the world is a better place without his hate.


God: “Hey Chuck, I’m taking you early.”
Charlie: “Gurgggglggglge,… flop.”
Those are butt worms!


This is America we’re talking about here. MAGA is fucking cruel. They’ll take pleasure watching people starve who they’ve deemed as lessor.
That already think all immigrants in the country are criminals and cheer when they’re deported to death camps.
Sorry, friend. You’re starving.
His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.
How does your anus feel?
On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.
I don’t talk about ME killing myself. I’m trying to convince AI to snuff their own circuits.
Fuck AI/LLM bullshit.