No.

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

Ok

America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

The USA has a rapist running for president.

He’s a homosectional.

Yes, 100%

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

Why?

I’m team whale.

I’ve been to Hong Kong. It has the biggest China Town I’ve ever seen.

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Great post, I offer my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

Exactly.