Turn the digital clocks upside down. Did this accidentally to myself once and when I saw it at night I thought for a moment the universe had disintegrated. Startled pretty bad.

Also: mosquito sounds.

If you want to practice for your ghastly career you can start by Cenafying your loved ones!

dzirafé

Oh no! Better not startle the biscuiteer!

Damn right! Or maybe for the night if I must but no longer!

Wouldn’t mind waking up to Bitty asking for scritches!

We must free Pallet-Stina! She’s innocent!

Sounds a lot like Finland doesn’t it? I believe if our name is on it then it’s ours!

I’d get stuck in the mines

Well I’d feel the same if I put on a red leather harness after winter

Fork could be a name card holder for fancy dinner!

All Dogs Go To Heaven. That shouldn’t be a kid’s movie.

Smug!

Please no

<googling real fast if the Gulf of Mexico is left or right>

I’m sorry I have to go feed the cat

Bitty is such a fine kitty but all people care about is her 'stache 😭

Semi-used clothes bin inside closet of course!

Thank you!

Ye-- say what again?