Most of us are rat shit eaters anyhow.

My favorite of these, which unfortunately I didn’t grow up there to experience it first hand, is that in Minnesota and Wisconsin some people call doing donuts in your car “whipping shitties”.

I don’t mean to argue or be rude or ungrateful to your intentions, but is it not greedy and selfish to expect someone to stay alive for your pleasure? Obviously we’re Internet strangers, we probably won’t talk again outside of this thread, but even when family or acquaintances (not sure I have any real friends anymore) tell me that, it feels like they only say that because it’s what society expects them to say. They aren’t there for me when I’m in need or feel helpless, they can’t change the fact that every waking moment I feel miserable and worthless, so to me it just seems like they’re being selfish to say I need to stick around for them. If I was important enough to need to be alive, why don’t any of them ever reach out to me or check in on me or ask to hang out or anything? They only come out of the woodwork when I’m ready to end it all to chime in with paper thin commentary like this.

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I have none of that and don’t want to live.

I can’t even imagine paying for it to begin with.

Not a war, no matter how many times they try to pretend it is.

Funny, I’m not bothered by Israeli death and suffering either. 🤷

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Meth addict.

Can’t tell if meth addict or rage bot.

Yes, but to be fair, TIL Alexa answers are AI, I didn’t know that before.

Lucky you. My experience was the first 20 minutes were bad, but tolerable, then my stomach hurt like a mother fucker for an hour, then I projectile vomited and sat in the shower for like an hour+. Went to bed after that. It was like 5PM.

I used to do that and I do still have a lot of music from that time on my computer, but somewhere along the line I stopped downloading music and just started listening to it on YouTube whenever I thought of something in particular.

No, just getting lied to by Alexa is all.

Reminds me of the time I lost an entire day to the fucking One Chip Challenge.

Dogs and cats can’t taste capsaicin, can mice?

Who let the Trumper in?

Personally I could never get into the whole Spotify and Pandora thing. I want to listen to what I want to listen to and when I want to listen to it, without ridiculous restrictions and rules. YouTube has honestly been the far better choice for music for me.

I legitimately love this stupid analogy.

Honestly I would be better off if I felt like this instead.