Also, change input language.

And Num Lock.

Caps Lock on decryption prompt on Linux (The system will not warn you about that one)

Press the Insert key on people’s keyboards at random times of the day.

Excellent TV show.

It’s all fun and games until the database gets leaked and guards start getting offers to off a particular client.

I think they got divorced because they were shit people. Not vice versa.

“If you have the patience to sit by the river and wait, eventually, the corpses of your enemies will float by.” Sun Tzu

Happens with cans of everything.

Yep. At this point, we should fear millions of Russian refugees on our borders when their country finally collapses.

WWII might be a distant memory for Americans, but most of Europeans have been to historical sites of Jewish genocide.

What kind of crazy person doesn’t start a jigsaw puzzle with the edge pieces?

To show the goats.

Lithuanian: rodyti ožius.

Means to cry, fight or roll on the ground when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Yes, but also who knows what millions of jews who didn’t survive the genocide could have accomplished in science and art if they stayed alive?

A lot of Nazi technology were just useless Wunderwaffe, while technologically impressive, mostly useless in the field. The V2 rocket was an impressive achievement, but not a price effective bombing system. The jet planes came too little too late. The big tanks were impressive, but too few to make a difference.

My mother-in-law literally gave us 20 eggs from a local farm for free yesterday.

Lithuanian.

I speak Lithuanian, English, some Swedish and traces of Russian.

The thing can’t even pretend to be scared correctly.

You keep that idiot to yourself, we exported most people like him years ago.

A Lutheran book of Lithurgy written in Lithuanian and printed in Tilsit (Now Sovetsk, Kaliningrad) in 1914.

What did you just say about me?! How dare you hurt my feelings like that, I thought we were friends!?

I commit the coherence fallacy: the side with more coherent arguments is usually the right side.