Despise them both but would pay to watch the Zuck skullfcuk that walking air fryer doughboy

Elon: I’m going to drop a deuce in your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it: rest of humanity: …… ( gets up and leaves)

Elon: come back here! Freeze peach! I’ll give you a pony, pinky swear!!

(Door slamming shut)

Apple is one of the most respected recognized brands on the planet. They can encase themselves in concrete and stans will worship the block. They definitely do not need to deal with the PR headache that is Xitter (pronounced ‘shitter’ and rightfully so)

I loved ‘a boy named Sue’ but it was ‘the Man comes around’ that sold me. Heard it first during the OP of “Day of the Dead” remake, and there is no other song that comes close to fitting with this opening

True. Went to a farmers market and bought a bunch cuz they were cheap. Stupid ass me decided to eat then and there. Thirty minutes later I was blowing red lights to try to reach a safe place to drop der UberDeuce. I swore that the toilet was screaming at me for a week after that

The only virus out here is the worms squirming around Elmo’s fat head. Treat your daughter like shiat, she’ll hate you for it. Don’t blame the world. Blame the image in the mirror

Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass

So this smoothbrain has his ‘I am Spartacus’ moment, his 2.5 minutes of fame. As the endorphins wear off and he comes to terms to the fact that he ain’t seeing outside past the ‘yard’ for the next decade. Assuming the genpop doesn’t try to do him for shit and giggles

Someone get Fix It Felix on the horn, stat!!!

In the Lazurus pit, where else?

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

Ahhh, you watched the Red Dwarf episode “Better than Life”

The ultimate translator. Being able to read and send data to a human brain directly bypassing external sensory organs… The creation of a Neural/cyber interface will be a double edged sword. While it means that a lot of data can be input directly into the brain, it will also mean data (memories) (possibly) can be read and/or manipulated… Nobel and Oppenheimer would have nothing on those who could pull this off.

(Pelican.gif) Eye see what you did there 🤭