Yeah we don’t need more assholes here. They can stay on the other site.

I was just being a pedant about your definition of LAN. :)

For a non-pedantic definition, yours is fine.

A LAN could be zero machines. Point is IP addresses are not routable on the public internet.

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

Does he still even have fanboys? Like maybe a dozen or so?

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

Somehow I read spit shake as like a spit take with a milkshake, and was very confused.

Sir and oak.

Yeah they accidentally mixed up the fruit puzzle with the birthday puzzle.

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

I’ve been hearing these stories for decades. I won’t hold my breath.

“I was never even mantled to begin with!”

Only a 4.5 year sentence and that dude would rather go to war? Wtf.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

Seinfeld might not have held up. Younger generations do not think he is funny. But at the time he was funny.

Saget otoh was never funny.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.

All your homies hate comments.