Kalkaline

Seems like they should have their backups tested.

Service*

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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What are they calling mass killings in the US? 38 seems super low.

The real assassin is in Russia.

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

You have the world’s tiniest violin, but can you play it?

Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

Zoom out so it looks better.

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

It would be like using any other commodity. Literally done every day in every major market.

Paper sacks have a natural limit to being made just like everything else. Eventually you reach market stability, paper sacks are also not durable, so there would be some churn in the supply.

Don’t forget how easy it is to launder money with cryptocurrency.

This is how you get alternatives to the rule of law.

When the justice system no longer provides justice, justice will be sought elsewhere.

Are these the same dude?

Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

The timing is just so … coincidental.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.