You think hoarding it is better? Really?

There are too many dongles in my life.

Absolutely devistating.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

I love Melon.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

I’m doing this new thing where I try to like things. Movies, TV shows, games, etc. I don’t always succeed and some things are very hard to like. But the alternative just leads to poisoned expectations and the death of joy.

Sure. Why wait and decide for ourselves? Let’s hate it now.

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

“And then it got worse” is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

It’s okay, we’re getting rid of history lessons too!

Building shareholder value, duh.

From your link: “The exact history and etymology of the word is debated.”

People can care about multiple things.

I used to work with a guy who was religious about backing up his files to an external drives. Until someone broke into his house and stole his computer AND his external drives. He lost everything.

“human capital management”.

*dick

It’s not a meaningful comment, it’s just a pointless popculture reference. Monty Python I think.