You don’t even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.

Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

Then why does it taste so acidic?

What? It’s salty, not acidic.

Oh, is it? How do you know?

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