Must be one of those super obscure meme distros.

Meth’ll make you do some crazy things.

"Honey, come back to bed’

“One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form”

It’s by design

Something weird I’ve been noticing. Lately I’ve been unintentionally minimizing comments before I’ve finished reading them. Just happened with yours. It’s like some subconscious part of my brain goes “booorrring!” half way through reading anything longer than two sentences and immediately goes for the next dopamine kick.

And I’m not knocking your comment. I was genuinely interested in what I was reading. It’s just a little troubling. I dropped Reddit and Lemmy a while back because I felt like I was becoming addicted. I lasted a few months, but evidently I’ve fallen off the wagon.

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My go to has always been the emergency stop in the elevator.

It’s hyperbole, yo. It’s just funny because people born in the previous century don’t really think of it as that.

Great explanation, thanks

Can you elaborate? I googled the right hand rule, but I’m not seeing how it applies to screws.

MVP

I have a fairly unusual, albeit not unheard of, first name. As far as I can tell, I’m sharing my first and last name with 5 or so people in the US. Back in 2008 or so I nabbed first.last@gmail.com (I also own www.firstlast.com haha). Every so often one of my brethren will use my email at dicks sporting goods or something. I always finish activating the account for them and sign them up for text alerts or something. Nothing evil. I figure they can just reply “stop” to opt out.

I know the feeling. A few months ago I randomly got a video call from my boss. Both he and the owner of the company were in the line. They let me know that they unfortunately had to let go of almost everyone on the dev team. Some funding had fell through (gotta love startups). Fortunately, I got to keep my job that day, but I can’t shake the feeling that another layoff is right around the corner.

It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.

No, we haven’t perfected the pheasant yet.

Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie.

Once we perfect it, you mean.

It’s hard to explain. At least for me, it helps me see things from another perspective. I work in web dev, and one of my favorite activities is to smoke a little bit, then work on my side projects. Some of my best work has come from my hyper focused, high, programming sessions.

Weed really kinda follows you wherever you take it. If you wanna veg out on the couch and watch TV, it’ll facilitate that for you. If you wanna go down a research rabbit hole on some obscure topic, it’ll facilitate that just fine too.

Nope, it hasn’t been legal for some time.

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of medical insurance. The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act doesn’t apply to life insurance.

Oh wowwww. Look at mr/mrs bigshot over here with 192 GB of ram.