My life with eczema

“Ah, you’ve been cursed by the amulet of cucking. It functions essentially like wild magic, anytime you do anything I can ask you to roll on the cucking table. You rolled a 60? Yeah, uh lemme check, your wife appears in front of you and she hits on the rest of the party making sure to see that you’re watching. Roll Charisma save.”

In space, no one can hear you creme…

Wait a minute… that turned out too horny

Shadowheart is a jedi confirmed