Yes. And just like watchtower folks, if your asking, it’s not you.

A!

French food! And uh, rotting whale taint buried in sand for three months, then pickled in shark piss.

If your Grandma is 90, she definitely didn’t grow up in the 80’s.

I generally think of these as “transformers”, but I call it a power supply. Mostly folks look at me like a Labrador trying to do calculus, and say “You mean a power brick?”

First introduction to Internet in late highschool or College means you’re a gen X.

You can keep still, or whatever, but frankly it doesn’t matter. You don’t matter. Your parents (Boomer’s) mortgaged your generations, and everyone since, future for a pointless capitalist nightmare.

Not a lawyer.

Check state law, therapists should not (not required ) report previous crimes. If they did you could sue them, and it would be questionable if that information could be used to convict you in a court of law because the information was unlawfully obtained.

There is no satatute of limitations on Trump-Epstein’ing a minor.

If it’s 1789, you can probably talk to a therapist.

You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir…

You folks are awesome! Housing, Democracy, fuck yeah!

I’d just clockwork orange the Nazis.

Wouldn’t cousin’s be more okay? Pulling out adds a +1 to once removed.

If your brother was 17, and your mother did this, and a mandatory reporter found out they would be calling CPS - level of abnormal.

This is totally bullshit, the Starbucks CEO hardly minds his 2-3ish hr commute from CA to Seattle by private jet.

If the poors weren’t so stupid and lazy they’d buy jets for a more comfortable commute too. /s

It’ll be another fucking Batman reboot. That’s actually going to be the cause… Our tenuous grip on sanity will snap, rage will pour into the streets.

Think 28 days later, but the cause is one more fucking Batman reboot.

Shit colored goggles.

Fuck that, I’d ask if you have more.

Make phone calls.

We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.

Damn I’m so curious about the venn diagram overlap between pet who hate calls and people who love video “news” like tiktok. I bet it’s near a circle.

1. Trash can.
2. Gin and tomato juice.