Tell them to seek therapy and then cut contact.

Gross

West Coast English is the least accented version of English in the world. It’s a fact.

I fucked it up. You still want some? Haha

Fuckin’ DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!

Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.

You lost me at inefficient. Frankly if it weren’t for your last bullet point I think all of the other issues wouldn’t matter so much. But you are correct in that nearly 100% of people on motorcycles, at least where I live, are complete assholes who drive like dicks and rev their engines annoyingly loud.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

“Adding missing information” Like… From where?

Add in some Infected Mushroom and perhaps some actual mushrooms and you’ll have the best time. I promise!

Glad I left that shithole.

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved is the best arcade style game in existence.

You don’t really want to tell your boss “I don’t add value!”.

I always got the sense like the guy on the left was some kind of celebrity. But I never knew who he was and never found out in the meantime.

That’s called a night owl, dipshit.

Yes, because as we all know, not enjoying your life means you instantly kill yourself.

They can fall into two categories:

A: They are self aware, intelligent, and able to understand the horrors of reality. Making life an affliction.

B: They are a moron, like most people, and are actively causing most of the horrors that make this world such a shit place to be in the first place. So while they may be blissfully unaware, they are actively making the world a worse place for it.

Either way, you’re a bad person for bringing another person here.

You’re welcome to keep your incorrect opinion. I assume you already have children and you aren’t capable of facing the overwhelming guilt of inflicting this reality upon another person now that you’ve already done it.

It’s called projection.

Fuck no. People who bring kids onto this planet are both short sighted and selfish.