In League With Seitan

Computer… enhance!

Minnesota. I feel sick.

Two of my state’s democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it’s already started.

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

Cool, now you have cat anus on your dough prep area! Enjoy your complementary toxoplasmosis!

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I’ve never seen one that wasn’t just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor’s just great!

Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant

Why let all that meat go to waste?