When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

Didn’t Trump axe that one too?

I’m reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, “Do not let the historians know about this.”

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

Oh nice! I’m only at the 48th parallel.

Nope. Musk is your president now. I kinda like how you didn’t capitalize Trump. Pretty disrespectful.

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

PNW?

Removed by mod

After looking up a few tutorials for making a scarecrow, it looks like using dried filling is best.

Bring your brother with you.

Erring

Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?

Big bada boom

Brb, gonna try to build a sandcastle.

What about Offices & Bosses?

I too would like to celebrate the anniversary of Kissinger’s death.

I’ve seen a picture of a birth defect that looked a bit like that. Disturbing.