Margot Robbie

Well, I was originally here to promote a movie…

And C‡ is once again not included. For shame.

Yay

Bluey is also from Queensland, so…close enough.

I’m a foreign good actor (to non-Australians), does that count?

Not to brag or anything, but I was nominated for a couple of acting awards in recent years.

And all that doth glimmer is gilded bright,

Yet only blazing stars do rends moulds in flight.

Would taste better if it is slightly sweeter.

Oh yeah. Back home we used to call those a Spindly Jimothy.

Baldur’s Gate 4, but that’s unlikely to happen at this point.

Leaving your drink unattended in public spaces is a terrible idea in general.

I thought most people have tiles or vinyl/linoleum for their kitchen floor. Still, you do know that you can just remove and replace the damaged floorboard instead of sanding and varnishing the entire floor, right?

At this point you’re not paying money for a diamond, you’re paying money for a certificate.

If you want to know how much a diamond is really worth, go to any jewelry store and ask them to appraise the resell value of your natural diamond ring with certificate and all, no matter how much you paid for it, they’re probably going to tell you only the precious metal setting is worth any money, and the rock itself is utterly worthless the second you received it.

Which makes diamond a terrible symbol for love.

Wow, what kind of person would go on the Internet and just pretend to be somebody else online? People these days have no shame anymore.

The guy in this meme looks like he’s really into the patriarchy and horses for some reason.

I sure do wonder what movie this meme is from and on what platform I can watching it on. Hmmm.

I bet it’s whatever chemical that’s in those vats at Ace Chemicals that the upstanding citizens of Gotham kept falling into and come out as clowns.

Like, why would any company make a chemical which the only purpose seems to be to get psychiatrists to beat people up with baseball bats on roller skates?

This is what a REAL 🤠 looks like:

I vote for the new name to be Margot Linux.

But there is something to be said about superliminal messaging as well.

Instead of trying to subtly influence people to watch your movie, why not tell them directly to watch your movie instead?

It’s times like these that online advertisements need to get creative to get ahead in this never ending adblocking arms race, just like the very subtle advertisement in the car chase scene in the Academy Award nominated film, “Barbie”, now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services.

No, I’m an actress, silly!