Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

At least it wasn’t a hair ball.

Puss 'n beans.

Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…

What? A feast is a feast.

Well it is diet coke…

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

Online proctology. The future is here.

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

What, you wanted them to park on that innocent parent and child?

Yeezy is so passé. Black electrical tape is this year’s hottest fashion trend!

Why?

Perfect for making turtle soup.

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

9 months later

Holup. People track dookies?