Monument

Mmmm Crab Racoons.

You know how you can run your hand over velvet and it changes color slightly depending on how you’ve mussed the fibers?

I have a another weird spot for you.

Look at the rug.
Someone must have the most consistent pattern of travel ever.

I’m annoyed when a bloodbath on Wall Street is reported and 1.) the blood in question is metaphorical; 2.) it’s the retirement funds of average people that suffer because those who make a living gambling on these stocks have a lot more flexibility to dance around changing market conditions (and take tax write offs if they do manage to lose money).

Her hobbies are being a stock photo model and self-inflicted pain.

Checkmate, atheists nerds.

Woof. The 80’s were rough.

I was going to reference this scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but got distracted by the fact that the studio is selling hotdog finger gloves.

… huh. That’s weird.

“Systematically building electronics laboratory.”

That’s so much nicer than saying I’m constantly trying and failing at my hobbies as I realize how little I know and how ill prepared I am for my ambitions.

My dog cast that today.

She had bloody poop and couldn’t stand.

So I’m here.
Waiting on a phone call from the emergency vet.