Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
…you live in Australia, don’t you
Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?
Me trying to explain the backstory of Britain’s longest-running sci-fi series
repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all
“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”
“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”
"Oh, uh…”
“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity