Projection is the ultimate cry for help, buddy!

As long as you don’t mind the sight of blood. I heard some guy got killed with a hammer there!

In fact, he’s morally obligated to murder his friend with a hammer in the woods.

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You should kill your friend with a hammer in the woods on your weekend trip.

Why are you running your phones over?

You never heard of a phone case? It also comes with a pre installed screen protector.

It literally fits in the palm of your hand and you can use it as a fully functioning device while closed, what do you mean?

I agree, that’s why I moved to the Razr, it fits a lot better in the hand.

You sound like you need the new Razr or the Z Flip

A true hotdog is just the dog, the bun, and some mustard. Ketchup is blasphemy.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

Thanks, checking this out.

There is a reason why you’re a miserable lonely cunt mate and it’s not me. Do better by yourself, for yourself. Maybe you’ll have more friends and a more fulfilling life that way.

My days great, surrounded by a family who loves me, cuddling my dog right now. Sounds like you need to work on yourself!

Having a bad day, huh?

Photos are funny.

Scrolling through your old xitter shit posts with the boys does not sound like a good time to me.

Yes, you can locally memorize your inside jokes with your friends internally inside your brain. The you can summon them forth with the phrase “remember when…” and enjoy a hearty laugh with friends.

Aren’t all Meteorites from space?