So now I will have the opportunity to pay for ads versus seeing them for free, nice!

That’s a fair point.

Is it worth the hype that Apple and cell carriers are throwing at it? Not really, but do I, as a user, enjoy a lot of the new features? For sure.
Double tap to type to Siri is great, and access to ChatGPT for answers Siri doesn’t know is much better than, “I couldn’t find the answer. Would you like me to search the internet?” And as a person with slight dyslexia and ADHD, Proofread is a fucking god send.

I get the point of this meme but if you look at the photo of the assassin he’s wearing a beige backpack with beige shoulder straps. This just seems like a guy wearing a similar jacket on the wrong day. 

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Incorgnito.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

Ee e e um um a weh Ee e e um um a weh In the bedroom room, the master bedroom John Bobbit sleeps tonight. In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen Lorena gets the knife. A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack A-wiener-whack

Sorry, 3rd grade me could not help himself.

“Still hurts but not as bad as the first or second time… I wonder how long they’re going to be gone… I wonder if it would hurt more or less if I strapped it to a… different location…”

You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.

“Accidentally“

I would more define Kimbal as cog in the clock of Elon. Everyone focuses on Elon, the face, but the true time keepers are the rest of the Musk family, Kimbal being one of those cogs.

“Shelved”

This is the most tone deaf decision. Missing shipping quotas, Cybertruck recall/delivery halt, cancellation of the Model 2, laying off 10% of your employees and what does all of this equate to in the eyes of the Board of Directors? Firing the CEO that caused most of these problems? FUCK NO let’s double down and prioritize an outlandishly large payday for Elon. Fucking hell this is ridiculous.

And this class is called, say it with me, a false equivalence argument. A false equivalence being when an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false logic.

The first time I remember getting verklempt as a child I was watching this episode live. Fucking onions man.

Sadly I doubt that people that have taken horse paste to counteract their COVID infections will make those same acknowledgements.

Kia should send former customers Tesla decals as an antitheft device.

“¡U máax in detenga!”