It’s a robot reading a book of arcane knowledge you degenerate

Which instance? I can see the b word in the original comment but yours literally says “removed” like, “taken away”.

Where can I get ranch flavored cig filters?

You could significantly increase productivity by sticking the straw through the hot dog first and then slicing.

It’s media-friendly astrology

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who’ve never touched one. It’s a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

We can all start by proofreading our comics before posting. Tomorrow is another day.

I do that with my dishes too

Being an introvert isn’t an excuse for being an asshole. If that’s who you are then just be the office asshole. Why do you care what they think?

Imagine the data they will collect from the dozens of lemmy users.

I block ads too but do you expect them to host one of the world’s largest collections of data just because?

Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good

I dono this might be too interesting to be a shitpost

Current smoker here. I couldn’t imagine lighting up in someone’s car much less their house. I don’t even smoke in my own car if a non smoker is in it.

It’s not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn’t remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It’s one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don’t feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.

I don’t mean to nitpick but where have you seen packaged 8oz beers in the US?

One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.

I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.