“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”

Probably taste like Doritos

He’s won that war. Time to turn towards Europe.

The door will unlock if you create an account and check the box to receive daily emails with amazing offers!

Gotta pay the toll troll

Literally

This one singular meme will make them hate NASCAR

Blood sucking irritating fuck that chases you wherever you go

Google:

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Cool story bro, go argue with the IETF

It’s the RFC standard regex for email, so it’s definitely valid, btw. My copy/paste just seems to add a bunch of backslashes for some reason

Food

I found your email address:

(?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])

This is why I like programming. You can call your code lots of fun and interesting names and you don’t get an email from HR.

The snake: If you let me bite you all of your problems will go away