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Trump would certainly pardon Elon, but I doubt his minions could afford it.

Anyone in the US who vaguely gives a shit at all, please vote. If the machine changes your vote, correct it before you finalize it. It matters.

Are they going to use SamAI as the face of the bailout legislation after the crash? Is he going to stick it out to the end?

Taxpayer money will be needed to prop up losses on plagiarism machines meme stocked to trillions of dollars with nothing substantive to show for it.

Former r/jailbait mod Spez, the greedy little pig boy.

Jon Oliver’s interview with Snowden was incredible. “That’s horrifying, but regular people don’t understand it. Can they see your dick pics?”

Jesus was a manual laborer who became homeless to travel and preach his message. He made a point to spend time with lepers and the dregs of society, tax collectors being the worse of them all, because they served the occupying army.

His message was for everyone to love each other. It wasn’t open to interpretation. He made no exceptions. The less fortunate and oppressed were even more deserving of love and support from individuals and from the community.