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This is the dumbest shit I have seen in a while. Fuck Reddit, man.

Oh damn! I’m game for that!

Damn, my retirement fund is gonna look like shit the next few years but It’s over 3 decades until I’m gonna touch that money so I guess I’m fine. Not sure I wanna try to time the market and put it all into bonds for the next 1-5 years until the actual burst shows up. (It’s 85% global index)

Good thing the majority of my regular savings is in bonds and high-yield saving accounts.

There’s not a whole lot of techbros I dislike more than this guy.

Ooooofff!

Jeeez, I was thinking about using them to scramble my Meta accounts, thanks for the info!

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Yikes.

That was fucking easy, I’d eat the raw onion. Second choice is probably the caterpillar, risk here being that I might puke while doing it, but worth a shot. Third is the chilli.

I have no idea what that black egg is and I’m not fucking with whatever that is.

What’s with the right wing fucktards and being sore losers?