Found the one I was thinking of:

Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner’s front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot.

It was on Twitter, no idea the origin.

I’ve had my whirlpool for like 3.5 years. I like it quite a bit. It’s got French doors and freezer on bottom. I got one without all the bells and whistles (on purpose) and it suits me well

Consider mom and dad want to be there for first steps and might be happier if you kept quiet, lol

If I had such a lovely pink tutu I would be smug as well.

Not to jump right on you lol, but I think there’s a typo in your first link. M vs N maybe?