Ironically, this was the next post on my feed.
Ironically, this was the next post on my feed.
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All of last year, every time they said this month was the hottest on record, I kept saying “So far…”
Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…
Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?
That’s why he grabs 'em by the pussy even when they don’t want him to.
“Peace for our time!”
Neville Chamberlain.
We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.
Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…
Meh… Give it another couple of decades.
Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always “So far”
Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.
If Russia had those resources they would already be using them to end a “special military operation” that has now been ongoing for nearly three years…
I’ve just watched “Inside Out” for the first time and the credits scene with the cat absolutely nails it…
But the second mouse gets the cheese…
I’m surprised no one else has mentioned Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd…
Steel section bender.