Yeah, there’s no real juxtaposition here, the bottom picture leads directly to the top picture.

What is

Adorableness does not a quality meme make.

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

I think they were joking

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for being right, this “format” makes no sense.

Yeah, the comic adds absolutely nothing to this very tired “fun fact”, it’s not a successful meme format at all imo.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Yeah, that’s their point.

What “slam” though? Why not just press the clutch down? I’ve driven manuals before and definitely didn’t have to do any slamming of the pedals, it worked great.

Because they didn’t write an article, they’re just critiquing one.

And I bet they never forget to check their bags for tools of death before international travel ever again. I really don’t know how you could, if that’s something you commonly carry around. It would be on mind constantly.

But you said we were putting someone down, who are we putting down? Like, it’s literally not even incorrect, it just sounds like it if taken out of context like this. Chill out friend, it’s just victimless goofs in here!

Who is being put down? Can’t people just laugh at something that’s funny?

5 cases is not very many, considering how long guns have been legal in this country and illegal in others. Doesn’t seem like a problem at all to me, just check your shit if you commonly carry murder implements around. 🤷‍♂️ Idk what else to tell you, these people didn’t even get punished.

I wouldn’t call 5 teenagers “hordes,” but you do you.

They didn’t get years in prison, look up “suspended sentence”.

Exactly, it doesn’t belong to the offspring, that’s why I said it is a proto-chicken’s egg. It belongs to the ones that made it and raised it. But we know the contents because it’s a preset hypothetical in which the egg hatches and it has a chicken in it. So it’s a chicken egg that belongs to proto-chickens.

I just don’t get why you’re so hung up on the potentiality of an unhatched egg when that has nothing to do with the scenario. The egg in the scenario hatches and it has a chicken in it. That’s the whole point of the scenario.