I might not be good for much. But bringing this up whenever he is mentioned is easy. Will do 🫡

Always! And I have those super sized insulated grocery bags so I can usually carry everything with both hands once I’m done checking out. So I just return my cart back in at the door and macho walk out of the store. 😤

It works on their machine though!

Well the US Govt makes you pay taxes as a citizen even if you’re on a visa abroad. It shouldn’t be surprising that it makes you pay taxes in the afterlife too. You just need to prove you’re dead so they can update your home address.

Package has been left at the front door

The worst are the places that say they have delivery, take you through the whole checkout process on their own site, and then sends you a link to track your order on door dash or something.

LOOKING AT YOU LITTLE CESARS

Either a coffee mug or laptop is the answer

It’s more like “Slapping on the wrist isn’t helping.” The Alex Jones bankruptcy is the first time I’ve seen anyone fined significantly to the point of it mattering. Fines are meant to be significant enough that the company would do its best to avoid them. If the fine is palpable, then it’s just the cost of doing business.

My hobby is buying steam games and browsing the steam store or my already owned collection. Not actually playing the games though. That would be weird

Amazing ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

I already use linux. My feet have been getting cold lately. it never occurred to me to get wool socks. Is this how it starts? Are skirts next?

Hey. I don’t do this because people in my life don’t care what I post on social media. My Facebook feed is barren.

That’s why i post on Lemmy instead. 😎

I would LOVE to have kids one day. It is something my wife and I are looking forward to. We are just wanting to save up a few more moneys and it’s a situation I realize we are fortunate to be in.

But we have waited so long and are waiting a little bit longer because of money because kids deserve experiences in life.

I’m sure it’s incredibly easy for this lady to say “kids don’t need nice things” while coming from a household that could afford everything this world has to offer.

Growing up I was lucky my dad worked extra hours so I could play sports. Up until 3 years ago (I am 29 now) I never was able to travel and never left my own state. Up until 1 and a half year ago I have never left the Country. All that to say there was a lot of anxiety and trauma I had to live with growing up. And I realize even still that some folks might consider me lucky.

In today’s world, kids should never have to worry about where their food is coming from. What a detached worldview these assholes have if they’re genuine.

I think I just busted a nut

And then there’s that miraculous time you do get ready in 15 minutes, allowing yourself to believe you could achieve that again on purpose.

There’s also an extension which always redirects you to old.reddit.con too as an extra fuck you to their shitty UI. I think it’s literally called “Old Reddit Redirect” or something

I’m out of the loop with Dune news. Is the plan still that Dune Messiah will cover the second book (of the same name) and there’ll be a Children of Dune TV show? Or am I just speaking fake news?

Firefox has a button that shows up in the url that kind of turns the webpage into an e-book-esque view that pops up for most articles (especially Pay Wall)

I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅

It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.

I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.