If it works and it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.

I got two turntables and a microwave…

mysql is full of bad design

myspace

TIL

I think because one gets the point across easily while the other is pedantic

Can I quote you on that?

Bacon

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish

Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it

Swift key with auto correct cranked to 11. Haven’t found any other keyboard yet that lets me smash any nearby keys and have it fix it just fine.

Why don’t you hear it when you’re not listening to media? Do you turn off the car stereo? Can you just leave it on… I’m not sure what a head unit is.

Imagine starting project in PHP in 2024

You’re not wrong, but you just reminded me to setup some Tasker events to manage my BT enabled state.

Love this bot… drives me crazy when people link directly to instances

How often do you take antibiotics now?

I thought they had more programmers, he was just the only one on site.

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