Wouldn’t be against that

Bankruptcy for a company isn’t a thing anymore, it’s exclusively for people who get cancer now

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And if Roger Penrose is right, there never will be

Most of the time when I talk to a chat bot it’s because I need to contact support for an issue only support can help me with, but unfortunately the company in question is Id.me and they apparently don’t have support of any kind and all these tickets I’ve been writing have been going into a paper shredder

1. If EA is making new COD games then Activision really needs to sue for copyright infringement.

2. Which would you rather have? Yearly releases of beloved IPs or Rare sitting on Banjo Kazooie because this is totally the year when Sea of Thieves finally becomes Pirate Fortnite? Actually given how backhanded the Battletoads reboot was…

3. I’d rather have The Sims 4 get endless expansions if the alternative is that it’s abandoned altogether like so many other IPs EA owns like Ultima, Command and Conquer, Sim City, and Wing Commander

They’d rather oversaturate the fucking market place chasing an elusive Pot of Gold than go for the sure thing.

Never seen it and I’m just using ubo

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It wasn’t anything specific, it’s just… the idea of this guy being the real life Tony Stark didn’t pass the smell test. Not because he didn’t seem bright, but because I couldn’t believe ANYONE lived up to the hype that Elon had.

That and… well… the idea of the Private Corporation coming to save the day and guide us into a Utopia sounded way too much like a Libertarian Fantasy.

If I were the conspiratorial type, I’d say it’s about police language

Between him.and Jordan Peterson it looks like Ketamine

Right? I’m tired of the euphemism treadmill telling me what I can and can’t say. Especially if we are coming up with childish phrases like “unalived”

I used to call myself a <transgender slur> until woke cispeople got on my case about it.

Ahh… I guess it’s better than the old internet where the N-Word was your fast pass to being seen as funny and cool?

Oh I fully expect the DNC to try to rehabilitate him

My head canon is that in universe Musk Jr. High isn’t a real school and it’s just an edgy joke… the space version of saying you went to the “Adolf Hitler School for Tolerance and Friendship”

You say it for a laugh when you’re 14 or acting like it on Space 4Chan

I knew it was a grift from the start because people who are kind and wise don’t spend millions purely to make sure I know how kind and wise they are.

A friend of mine has head canoned that the guy from Star Trek was joking about being from Elon Musk University and that it’s the old “Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance” gag but in space.

I’m just gonna go with that because fuck it’s the equivalent of listing Deepak Chopra as one of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century in your hard sci-fi setting.

And I am proud to have called bullshit on it from day one.

Whoever leads us to the promised land isn’t going to have a for profit LLC

Not even. He started on home, he just claimed he ran there and for some reason people believed him even though he still had a bat in his hand.

Elon has had “Penisdick” written all over him since day one

I think this is a mission in Yakuza