I’m hoping for a 5 button trackball named “Microsoft 365”

Yep I remember the scary text the came with certain software threatening superjail if you sent the exe overseas

That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op’s smarties “rockets”

Printers.

Specifically small consumer printers that users insist on having on their desk

Aha! I suspected you’d comment.

Can confirm, the internet here is decent and it’s pretty far from people

Cool, thanks. I’m a fan of thorn, but don’t tend to use it since I worry it takes focus off of my meaning.

Though I do like when people on Lemmy have recognizable writing patterns, as I don’t tend to read names.

Why sometimes eth and sometimes thorn? Just whichever you feel or is there a system